Let us do those curls for you.
Our robust, highly distributed botnet (wait, did we say "botnet"? We actually
meant geographically distributed Hadoop cluster! Our bad) can run your Curlzilla reps
from all over the globe, giving you up-to-the-microsecond status messages on
the load we're generating for you, and all at affordable prices.
And for the record, you can also license our application and run it on
your own server or servers, but isn't that kind of like just doing it yourself?
How tragically un-American of you. But we won't judge. We'll still take your money.
Make AWS do the work.
We will also build an OS Stack specifically made to test your URLs
using the cost advantage of having AWS run them from within their datacenters,
with as many virtual instances as you think you're going to need.
After all, data centers are expensive. So is paying for testing staff.
Letting Amazon and Curlzilla handle all that for you may be the most cost-efficient
means of automating your testing process, so that quality assurance engineers (those
snot-nosed bastards) never steal a dime of your valuable engineering budget. Everybody wins!
Well, everybody except quality assurance engineers, and who cares about them, anyway?
Put your curls in a container.
We'll even build an application stack, so you can put your Curlzilla instances
in Docker, then reap the rewards of having the Curlzilla instances securely
separated from each other, and from everything else running on their clusters.
Containers. They're the sport of the future. The new-new black. The cat's pajamas.
The dog's tactical vest. You can run, but you can't hide from buzzword compliance technologies.
You can try, but you'll only die tired.