Do you want to destroy old paradigms?
If what you want is just another job to fill your days, we're probably not
going to be a good fit. Do you want to fundamentally change the way people test?
That's what we're doing at Curlzilla. The old way of doing this is fundamentally broken.
It's time for a new way of doing things. Curlzilla is inventing that new way, right now,
and we're not asking for permission,
Do you want to set stuff on fire?
We want to disrupt the entire testing industry,
not just because we think it's worth doing, though it totally is. In terms of efficiency,
it just makes sense. Proper Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance, after all, and part of
Proper Planning is Proper Testing. We have a Primary Plan. We have an Alternate Plan. We have a Contingency Plan.
And most importantly, we have an Emergency Plan.
Do you want kill test engineers?
The real reason we want to disrupt the Web-Testing Industrial Complex, though, is because we harbor personal grudges
against test engineers, quality assurance people, and, worst of all, people who write the crappy software these technological
sycophants use. We're not just making QA a scapegoat; we really mean this.
We won't rest until they're all unemployed. And if you're the kind of person who wants to help
with that, then we want to hear from you.
